| Teacher: This state is Vermont, my favorite brand of ice cream, Ben & Jerry's, comes from here.
Kid: My ice cream comes from Costco!
Boy 1: I'm Chinese!
Girl 1: I'm Hindu.
Girl 2 (who is Japanese): I'm Chinese too!
Me: Boy 2 and 3 what about you, are you Chinese?
Boy 2 and 3 (who are Chinese): No, we're not Chinese.
Me: Are you sure?
Boy 2 and 3: Yes.
Girl 3: I'm vegetarian.
Boy 2: I know, we're Lighting McQueen!
Boy: I'm going to marry my mommy!
Teacher: Isn't your mommy married to your daddy?
Boy: No, my daddy is done being married to my mommy. It's my turn.
Kid: Did your mommy make your lunch?
Me: No, I made my own lunch.
Kid: You don't have a mommy?
Me: I have a mommy but I don't live with her. I live with my husband.
Kid: You don't live with your mommy? That's sad.
Kid: When I grow up I'm going to be strong and fat! Just like the men on TV, they go like this (motions arm curls and weight lifting)
Me: Are you making this heart for your girlfriend?
Kid: Yup! I'm going to give this to my girlfriend.
Me: What's her name?
Kid: I dunno her name.
Me: But she's your girlfriend?
Kid: Yup.
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| he was 13 weeks in gestation. he was 7 cm long. and he was mine.
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| another tajtunes article. they're selling out every day!
hopefully tvleagues will do just as well.
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